Excerpt of a conversation between me and my friend over the phone yesterday:
My friend : I bought a new LG Optimus.
Me : What does it have to offer more compared to my Micromax A70?
My friend : You lost your standard.
Me : Whoa! Didn’t we lose it the day we enrolled for Engineering?
My friend : Oh ya!
[Enjoy it just for the humour and don’t take it literally ;)]